Don't cry cause its over cry cause your a faggot

“I am a strong person. But every once in a while I would like someone to hold my hand and tell me things are going to be OK.”

– Unknown (via psych-facts)

seyllah:

7 pages into ‘Gone Girl’ and I don’t want to put it down. This one’s going to be good. seyllah

seyllah:

7 pages into ‘Gone Girl’ and I don’t want to put it down. This one’s going to be good. seyllah

heart:

when something is stuck in your eye in public

image

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

“Keep your relationship private without keeping your partner a secret. There’s a difference between privacy and secrecy.”

– Unknown  (via senseiiiiiii)

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

skellaten:

suculents:

this picture is revolutionary

spam my insta @maddyhebden and ill spam yours

skellaten:

suculents:

this picture is revolutionary

spam my insta @maddyhebden and ill spam yours

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

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